Happy Jack wasn't tall, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all 1 , he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head in a hurry on Quay.

The 2 couldn't hurt Jack
They tried and tried and tried
They 3 things on his back
And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied

But 4 couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping
And they couldn't 5 Jack from feeling happy

But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping
And they couldn't prevent 6 from feeling happy

The kids couldn't hurt Jack
They 7 and tried and tried
They dropped things on his back
And lied and lied and lied and lied and 8

But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping
And they couldn't prevent Jack from 9 happy

(I saw ya!)